The tale of inglorious bastards.
The cayman. Chases you when you get into water. Bites your ass off 😉
The rattlesnake. Bites you when you step on it, or when you piss it off. If you don’t have the serum you die.
The vulture. Waits for you to die and eats you.
Anyone interested in a visit to South America? 😛
P.s. Pictures taken in the zoo in Berlin.
EDIT: my man decided to be a specialist on biology and species 😉 To make him feel better I acknowledge his claim 😛 The bird in the third photo is The Andean Condor (Vultur gryphus) and it is the representative of the vulture family.